Good looks and cowboy boots are a plus. Sense of adventure and good music taste are deal breakers.
Oh goodness, I’m a dreamer.
I just want to drive and go on adventures all summer long.
If I’m on the computer then I’m on Tumblr reblogging soccer related posts.
If I’m watching TV then it’s because there’s a soccer game on.
If I’m in school, there’s a 99.9% chance I’m thinking about soccer and upcoming games.
This is definitely not normal and surprisingly, I’m okay with it.
- Some chick: *Pushes me down*
- Me: What the heck?! Ref ... WATCH THAT.
- Referee: It was momentum.
- Me: Uh, no. She wasn't even running.
- Referee: It was just physics.
- Me: The hell? This isn't science, it's soccer ... & that was called a foul.
- Referee: *Realizes I was right & jogs away.*